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(Source: le-kittymonster)


  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Via twelve percent of a moment



yuuki-bozu:

visualgraphic:

Life Potions

NUH UH EVEN ONCE UPON A TIME SAID YOU CAN’T BOTTLE LOVE


Via WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL OF THIS HETEROSEXUALITY?





countesskitsch:

single-manly-tear:

charlotteanneishuman:

PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.

weeping

rebageling for the chandelier comment, omg

Brb, dying.




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